Problem: Per report on IRC around this timestamp. Users reporting 502 Bad Gateway and 500 Internal Server Errors on other wikis as well as metawiki where I first reported it. Cause should be investigated as it seems system wide.
Relevant logs from IRC:
<icinga-miraheze> IRC echo bot PROBLEM - lcn.zfc.id.lv - reverse DNS on sslhost is WARNING: rDNS WARNING - reverse DNS entry for lcn.zfc.id.lv could not be found 17:31 RECOVERY - graylog2 Puppet on graylog2 is OK: OK: Puppet is currently enabled, last run 1 minute ago with 0 failures 17:35 PROBLEM - mw9 Current Load on mw9 is WARNING: WARNING - load average: 7.60, 6.59, 6.07 17:37 RECOVERY - mw9 Current Load on mw9 is OK: OK - load average: 5.53, 6.09, 5.94 17:38 RECOVERY - lcn.zfc.id.lv - reverse DNS on sslhost is OK: rDNS OK - lcn.zfc.id.lv reverse DNS resolves to cp13.miraheze.org 17:46 PROBLEM - lcn.zfc.id.lv - reverse DNS on sslhost is WARNING: rDNS WARNING - reverse DNS entry for lcn.zfc.id.lv could not be found 18:05 PROBLEM - mw11 Current Load on mw11 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 8.46, 7.03, 5.86 18:07 RECOVERY - mw11 Current Load on mw11 is OK: OK - load average: 5.40, 6.55, 5.84 18:15 ↔ MirahezeBot nipped out 18:41 <icinga-miraheze> IRC echo bot RECOVERY - lcn.zfc.id.lv - reverse DNS on sslhost is OK: rDNS OK - lcn.zfc.id.lv reverse DNS resolves to cp13.miraheze.org 18:55 PROBLEM - mw11 Current Load on mw11 is WARNING: WARNING - load average: 6.91, 6.23, 5.66 18:57 PROBLEM - mw11 Current Load on mw11 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 9.18, 6.83, 5.92 18:59 PROBLEM - mw9 Current Load on mw9 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 18.76, 10.95, 7.25 19:00 PROBLEM - mw10 Current Load on mw10 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 14.01, 10.12, 7.37 19:00 PROBLEM - ns2 GDNSD Datacenters on ns2 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - 6 datacenters are down: 128.199.139.216/cpweb, 2400:6180:0:d0::403:f001/cpweb, 51.38.69.175/cpweb, 2001:41d0:801:2000::58af/cpweb, 51.222.25.132/cpweb, 2607:5300:205:200::1c30/cpweb 19:00 PROBLEM - cp12 Stunnel Http for mw8 on cp12 is CRITICAL: CHECK_NRPE STATE CRITICAL: Socket timeout after 10 seconds. 19:00 PROBLEM - mw8 Current Load on mw8 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 14.02, 9.53, 6.75 19:00 PROBLEM - cp12 HTTP 4xx/5xx ERROR Rate on cp12 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - NGINX Error Rate is 95% 19:00 PROBLEM - cp13 HTTPS on cp13 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds 19:00 PROBLEM - cp12 HTTPS on cp12 is CRITICAL: HTTP CRITICAL - No data received from host 19:00 PROBLEM - cp3 HTTPS on cp3 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:00 PROBLEM - cp12 Current Load on cp12 is WARNING: WARNING - load average: 1.76, 1.60, 1.22 19:01 PROBLEM - ns1 GDNSD Datacenters on ns1 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - 6 datacenters are down: 128.199.139.216/cpweb, 2400:6180:0:d0::403:f001/cpweb, 51.38.69.175/cpweb, 2001:41d0:801:2000::58af/cpweb, 51.222.25.132/cpweb, 2607:5300:205:200::1c30/cpweb 19:01 PROBLEM - wiki.scrungecraft.gg - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - planetnomads.speedbomb.de - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - icinga.bots.miraheze.wiki - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - rangpurpedia.xyz - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - data.nonbinary.wiki - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - wiki.mobilityengineer.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:01 PROBLEM - wiki.globasa.net - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - mr.gyaanipedia.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.candela.digital - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 <dmehus> Doug !sre 502 Bad Gateway and 500 Internal Server Error on `metawiki` 19:02 <icinga-miraheze> IRC echo bot PROBLEM - wiki.rebirthofthenight.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.yumeka.icu - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.nowchess.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - egoish.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - cp13 HTTP 4xx/5xx ERROR Rate on cp13 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - NGINX Error Rate is 96% 19:02 PROBLEM - christipedia.nl - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.thedev.gq - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - cp3 HTTP 4xx/5xx ERROR Rate on cp3 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - NGINX Error Rate is 84% 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.rpointer.ml - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - electowiki.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.insideearth.info - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - erikapedia.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - wiki.shaazzz.ir - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:02 PROBLEM - cp11 Stunnel Http for mw8 on cp11 is CRITICAL: CHECK_NRPE STATE CRITICAL: Socket timeout after 10 seconds. 19:02 PROBLEM - kkutu.wiki - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.jacksonheights.nyc - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - cp13 Stunnel Http for mw8 on cp13 is CRITICAL: CHECK_NRPE STATE CRITICAL: Socket timeout after 10 seconds. 19:03 PROBLEM - encyclopediaofastrobiology.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - archive.a2b2.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.umbranet.mandelbrotgames.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.astralprojections.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - cp12 Current Load on cp12 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - load average: 4.85, 2.59, 1.62 19:03 PROBLEM - dc-multiverse.dcwikis.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - programming.red - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - www.zenbuddhism.info - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - www.publictestwiki.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - bebaskanpengetahuan.id - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - puardian.xyz - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - mw8 MediaWiki Rendering on mw8 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds 19:03 PROBLEM - mw8 MediaWiki Rendering on mw8 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.thefactoryhka.com.pa - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - www.permanentfuturelab.wiki - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.make717.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - es.nocyclo.tk - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.usagihime.ml - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - www.rangpurpedia.xyz - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - cp10 Stunnel Http for mw8 on cp10 is CRITICAL: CHECK_NRPE STATE CRITICAL: Socket timeout after 10 seconds. 19:03 PROBLEM - animatedfeet.miraheze.org - Sectigo on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.meregos.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.mikrodev.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.jumpbound.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - wiki.helioss.co - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:03 PROBLEM - tensegritywiki.com - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection. 19:04 PROBLEM - wiki.conworlds.org - LetsEncrypt on sslhost is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Cannot make SSL connection.